If you want to revisit the 90s, or just have fun beating up bad guys with the power of one-liners and 90s catchphrases, this game is for you. Just punch and move forward.īefore anyone asks…I haven’t read the comics, or seen the cartoon (Yet!) But, I thought the game was mind-blowingly RADICAL.
Thankfully, beat-em-ups are pretty straightforward and accessible. But, since there was no instructions on how the emulation translates arcade buttons, I still haven’t figured it all out, but have done most the guesswork myself.
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Since this was an emulation, I couldn’t figure out how to do special attacks. Mark Hyman is a practicing medical doctor who has been studying nutrition and. (Jack’s victory phrase is “You can’t touch this!”) Anyway, I did have a couple accessibility issues. EAT YOUR MEDICINE: The Pegan Diet with Mark Hyman, MD. Sure! And I love that everything is solved with a one-liner and a punch. I love that the mission doesn’t make sense. So we can be spared the potential trauma of hearing: “EAT LEAD - BABY!” in our nightmares! But, in this emulation, simply pressing a button inserts a coin, thank goodness. shoots you in the face when the counter reaches 0, and says “ EAT LEAD - BABY!” Terrifying cheesiness. This is the first beat-em-up I’ve seen with such a reload system, and it is awesome.īy the way, on the flipside of awesome cheese, all 90s arcade beat-em-ups had frighteningly cheesy and potentially traumatic game over screens to get you to fork over another quarter. (The Punisher, Final Fight, Streets of Rage, etc.) Not in this game! You can pick up ammo, and blast punks with your shotguns, or triceratopses with your uzis, ‘til you can’t reload. Most beat-em-ups have you throw away your gun after a few uses, like a ranged weapon with 3 uses. Unlike most beat-em-ups, you see, it uses an ammo system. But, it’s main gimmick seems to be that this game has more guns than The Punisher arcade game. Since 90s nostalgia is cool, and it’s the most recent thing I’ve played, I thought I’d share some of my experiences with this radical game.Īpparently, the game supports up to four players: Jack, (Your Cody Clone!) Hannah, (Obligatory female in orange suit.) Mustapha,( Tough Black Guy!) and Mess O., (Your Haggar Clone!) Now, it’s pretty much your standard beat-‘em-up sidescroller with scifi tough guys, fat guys, and people with whips (And dinos, of course!) to beat up as you find food and power-ups in conveniently-placed oil drums and containers. By beating them up! And sometimes even their dinosaurs, because those are obviously bad dinos. That is gnarly, dude! It’s about guys from an apocalyptic 2153 fighting dinosaur hunters the best way possible. Why haven’t I ever seen this before!? Listen to this: It’s a Final Fight ripoff based on a comic that became a Saturday morning cartoon. ~ The enemy guide describing Vice Terhune.Today, I played the most 90s thing I have ever seen. ~ Vice Terhune to the player after his defeat. The Butcher is hunting in the Northern Woods. ~ Vice Terhune before unleashing his rock hopper.
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Your carcass will fatten up this rock hopper before I skin it! And, he shoots his revolver to call the other poachers. In the boss battle, Vice Terhune jumps and punches to the player. If they won't continue, Vice Terhune will shoot them and game will over. If the player decides to continue, they will punch Vice Terhune and continue the game. In the continue screen, Vice Terhune aims a revolver to the player and antagonizes them. If the player dies, a continue screen will appear. Later, the player beats him and Vice tells the Butcher's location to the player. Vice threatens the player again and hits and awakes the dinosaur, Rock Hopper. The player fight his men and later encounters Vice Terhune. When the game starts, Vice Terhune threatens the player for do not interfere to their business. Vice Terhune is a poacher and the leader of a gang of poachers that hunt animals.
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